The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to die at will

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to write about power.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to win the crying game

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!