The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to die at will

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!