beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Balls.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to float without gravity.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!