The power to never end your .

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to die at will

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a normal person

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!