The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The superpower to have a superpower

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!