the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to die at will

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!