The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!