The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!