The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to not have any power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to go part way through walls

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!