The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to die

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!