The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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Poop

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to see through water

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!