The power to breathe

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to die

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!