The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to

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Poop

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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Black power

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!