he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to breathe

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through water

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Poop

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!