the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Black power

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to not have any power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to breathe

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!