The power to talk in sign language.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Death at will

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to breathe

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to die

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Poop

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!