The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to die

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Death at will

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Poop

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to see through water

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!