The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to see through water

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to die

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Death at will

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the power to

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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Poop

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!