The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to die

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to piss lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!