Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!