the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!