Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to be your self

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!