The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!