Melting

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be your self

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the power to lick your own tongue

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!