to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be your self

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to nit propely

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!