The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to nit propely

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!