The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to be your self

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!