You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Melting

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!