The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to be your self

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to nit propely

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!