The power to transform into anything you have already become

Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power of bullet attraction.

power to orgasm over long distances

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

the power to lick your own tongue

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

The ability to sweat caramel

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

the power to make toast into bread

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

Facebook.

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

Melting

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!