The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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Facebook.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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power to orgasm over long distances

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!