The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!