WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to speak in morse code

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!