i like pie.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to form a Belgian government

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!