The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to potato.

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Batman

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!