The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to die at will

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!