the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!