The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to die at will

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!