The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!