The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!