The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to blow strawberries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!