The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the power to animate condiments

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!