The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to sit anywhere

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to peak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!