The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!