The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to predict the past

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to see through glass.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!