The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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vomitspit

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!