The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to annoy people

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the ability to spell wrong

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to poop pee

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!