the power to create the most pointless superpower

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the power to poop pee

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to annoy people

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!