The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to annoy people

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the power to poop pee

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to jizz on cue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!