The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to grammar.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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Steel kidneys

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!